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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Work experience
Not being wise to the ways of coffee then, I downed lots to carry my through a week of waking up at 5:30 and somehow lasting the day (about 2 cups in the morning and then more throughout the day), and working in a social security office, most of my work was 'go file this and then mail this' and being sat down for a long time and then having to stand up and file for a long time kinda buggered up my stomach, que me running to the toilet and then meeting up with some guy who apparently desperately had to talk to me.

*PFFT* half way through a sentence of his, making it a rather awkward conversation indeed, I almost went a week without someone interrupting my running to the toilet.

oh, by the way, Hai gaise.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 15:21, Reply)

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