* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My ex, my flatmate and I took a little road trip to Ikea.And on the way back I let rip.
Only it didn't go backwards.
So, in conclusion, I now know what it feels like to fart through the area between my thigh and my bollocks.
Not entirely unpleasant.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 15:23, Reply)
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