* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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For those of you who think that girls don't fartIn my first year of college, I shared a flat with one of the most popular girls in the year. Everybody, particularly the boys, thought of her as incredibly refined and sophisticated. If only they'd known the truth. A mere drop of alcohol would transform this elegant creature into a Grade A ladette who would, for example, quite cheerfully excuse herself for a few minutes to go off for a wank. However, her crowning glory came one evening after one too many helpings of beans. She phoned the flat of a girl she didn't like (oh yeah, she was bitchy too - popular girls always are) and actually farted down the phone at her.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 15:51, Reply)
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