* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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ZooMe and the missus went to a mostly empty Edinburgh Zoo the night after a dodgy curry in Musselburgh. She was suffering particularly badly and kept droppping her guts all the way round but outside the tiger enclosure she let loose with a really stomach churning, rancid shit smelling, stinker. The viewing window was in a kind of tunnel, the smell was super concentrated and we were gagging from the rankness so ran off out get away from the stench. A couple of seconds later a rather middle class looking family came along so I hung around to watch whilst the missus ran off in embarassment. They stood in front of the window inhaling and grimacing for a couple of seconds before the Mum turned to the Dad and started blubbing "I can't believe the conditions they keep these in, you can smell it through the glass! We're not staying!" As she marched past me she was talking about going to the police!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 19:16, Reply)
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