* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Longest Wooden Structure in IrelandKilkenny is a great party town in Ireland and after a very booze weekend I was dragged along to visit Kilkenny Castle. We popped into the Blue Hall, “….the Longest Wooden Structure in Ireland.” the guide announced, with about 30 or so other day trippers and Yank Tourists. Alas the best part of 30 odd pints of the black stuff over the last 2 days had had a sudden and eye watering affect on my bowels. In fact so sudden and so pungent I was almost certain it was running down my leg.
The place emptied. It was as if some one had set off the fire alarms. I grabbed my girlfriend and walked out the door muttering “God some dirty bastard…”
homepage.eircom.net/~osrai/kilkenny_castle.htm
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 9:30, Reply)
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