* PFFT *
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My mate
has a qualitative measure of fart potency.
He reckons it's a good one if he can smell it outside on a windy day.
(By the way - what's up with the system - the latest posts page shows ones several hours old)
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 9:32, Reply)
has a qualitative measure of fart potency.
He reckons it's a good one if he can smell it outside on a windy day.
(By the way - what's up with the system - the latest posts page shows ones several hours old)
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 9:32, Reply)
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