* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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FreshThere I was, queueing up to buy a drink in a branch of a certain newsagents when I had to let one go. The night before was Vindaloo night, and as such it was a pretty noxious fume (silent, of course). Now, you know that it's going to be a smelly one when it has a certain warmth on passing. My mate who was standing with me suddenly departed and hid in the record department whereupon he started giggling like a girl.
The absolute roarsome part of this story is when the newsagent asked the lady in front of me if she had something fresh in her bag! "Yes", she replied "I have just been to Marks".
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 10:00,
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