* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Justice.On of my mates from t'pub is constantly guffing away; loud, noxious, and uniquely tenacious. And he loves it; he laughs loudly as the poor unfortunates caught in the drop zone gag in horror and run for air. Naturally, he stays to enjoy his offering, sucking it down as if it were the finest perfume known to man.
So, I have developed a habit of, whenever possible, following one of his with a sneaky SBD. I derive a great deal of pleasure from watching the dirty sod willingly hoof back huge lungfuls of my flatus.
That'll learn 'im.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 16:48,
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