* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Fart in a jarI've always fancied doing this but never got around to it.
Take a freshly cleaned jam jar, placed a penny inside, then after loading up on your fuel of choice guff into the jar. From there, snail mail it to someone on your 'this peron is a cnut' list.
Just the thought of this has me giggling.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 17:07, Reply)
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