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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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unexpected fart accident
this one time... (not at band camp but when I was younger!) I was mucking about with friends with all sorts of kids toys in my toy room. One of my cool items was an inflatable baseball bat I scored from the local community fair.

I decided to blow it up so we could whack each other over the head with it. As I was huffing and puffing into it I was unaware of a building up from my behind, all of a sudden without warning as I did a really big puff into the inflatable a simultaneous "Parrrrrp!" ripped out right in front of my mates!

Needless to say we all thought it was so funny that we couldn't stop giggling for a good 15 minutes.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:31, Reply)

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