* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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stuck on the panrecently had surgery and was not supposed to move around for 6 hours. I had taken a laxative the day before so I wouldn't have to ask for a bedpan at the hospital. Apparently the laxative didn't work until a good 24 hours had passed. The nurses had just placed me in my bed and I felt the first intestinal rumblings on the horizon coming. I said "I have to pee" not letting on of the horrors to come. So four very nice workers said "don't move, keep yourself rolled like a log", we'll do the work", and then was rolled gently back on the bedpan. The gurgling started and an unearthly smell commnenced, with poo coming out my ass like a gallon of melted ice cream.
All I wanted to do was pee in the pan.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 7:42, Reply)
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