* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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He's in a meeting....My friend V is on the Board of his company, but refuses to toe the line, always dresses in jeans and T-shirt and hates everyone who works there. They, in return, hate him and would gladly see the back of him, as he is something of a loose cannon. He is, however, the head of IT dept, so they daren’t get shot of him because they rely on his “expertise”, and tolerate his blatantly antagonistic attitude. (I bet that sounds familiar to some of you out there doesn’t it?)
Well, one particular morning V slithered into a Board meeting, all very serious, all very high brow. Slouching in his chair, he let rip a thunderous fart which bellowed (and billowed) round the room, halting proceedings as everyone turned to stare in astonishment in his direction. Calmly he turned to the meek little chap next to him and looked at him expectantly. After a moment or 2 he threw up his arms and declared:
“That’s OK Dench, you keep quiet and they’ll all think it was me.”
Poor Mr Dench then “confirmed” his guilt by turning a bright shade of scarlet, thus exonerating V of his arse-crime. Dench then became known company-wide as “Stench”.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:09, Reply)
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