* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Follow throughVery quick.
We were about 7. My cousin decided not only to fart in my direction but to part his buttocks as he did it.
The result was very little sound (like a coke bottle being opened gently) since his arse cheeks were splayed for minimum reverberation but maximum exposure, and a small dollop of shit on the floor (akin to a small serving of brown sauce from a squeezy bottle).
He swore blind it wasn't him. I saw everything. It was him.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:40, Reply)
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