Pulp but no fiction
V97 or V98. One of the two but cant remember which.

This was back when summers were hot every year. Wandering around V festival at Chelmsford with a mate, we spotted a bloke dressed in a full monkey costume giving out leaflets, but with some kind of security woman with him for some level of protection.

Now this was a hot day, people were melting and it looked like a festival for Lobsters. So I told this bloke fairly vocally that he was a wanker and a twat and obviously desperate for money. He looked at me and wandered off.

Later that night the headline act Pulp came on stage, only for Jarvis Cocker to reveal that he had decided to go around the festival grounds but could only do it in a disguise. That disguise was a monkey costume.

I had insulted the headline act.
(lordofallhesurveys How appropriate you fight like a cow, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)