FestivalsMud, rubbish sex, food poisoning and the Quo replacing the headline act you've mortgaged your house to see. Tell us your experiences
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:33)
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Isle of Wight FestivalAt the aforementioned festival, I got extremely drunk, as you do. I spotted the chubby cherub from Keane. I ran up to him screaming, "MR KEANE MAN! MR KEANE MAN!".
He stopped, looked me up and down and muttered, "What?"
I responded with, "Do you want play naked lazer tag in my back garden?", before I was sick on the spot.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, 3 replies)
I said hello etc. to himGlasto '05. He was queueing for a falafal and looking very tweaked.
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Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:31,
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Well?Did he?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:25, closed)
He looked pretty disgustedwith me
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:03, closed)
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