Defiling a hollywood star
Glastonbury 1999 played host to Keanu Reeves and his "band" Dogstar. They'd only got as far as 10 seconds into the first song before coming under attack by a hail of bottles.

The most satisfying moment of my life thus far was watching in stoned delight as my own piss filled bottle performed a graceful arc up to the stage, before emptying its contents over the front of Keanu's trousers.

Looking back, I'm not proud. Well. Maybe just a little bit.
( rofl harris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24, 5 replies)

To be fair
They weren't that bad.

I thought it was 2000 that they played?

EDIT: Nope, it was 99
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:28, closed)

I can't remember if they were any good or not
Or much from that festival, apart from Skunk Anansie.

Pretty sure it was 99 though - although I could be wrong.
( rofl harris, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32, closed)

Was 99
He got a tennis ball hit him on the bass... and the same year Super Furries had the awesome camper van moment...
(CornishStanley can't post hyperlinks, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:43, closed)

If it makes a difference...
...I'm proud of you
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:21, closed)

So it was you!
Me and my mates were falling about laughing when that happened. At the time we all wanted to congratulate you, so, 10 years on, let me finally do so :)
(yesyesyes, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:10, closed)