Festivals IIIt's that time of year again
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.
Tell us your festival experiences.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
Firstly: I assume that's just what your wife tells you to make you feel better. Secondly: It was brown. As in humans, the browner, the more dangerous they are. It'd shiv you and then steal your wallet without a thought.
(
Muns, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:18,
1 reply)
It's not how big it is, it's what you can do with itAnd I can curl mine up in a bottle top and pretend it's a frightened snail.
(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:22, closed)
I suppose that's one way to get a blowjob from a french woman...(
Muns, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:26,
closed)
^ replies to win(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:44,
closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread