Festivals IIIt's that time of year again
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.
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(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
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Middle of the night, GF gets up to go to the loo.She had been gone some time, so I became concerned and got up to go looking about for her.
I found her at the bottom of an 8 foot hole in the ground that she had fallen down in the pitch darkness.
Ha ha ha ha ha. The end.
(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:37, 5 replies)
At some point, somebody did a poo, probably.(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 13:15, closed)
An 8 foot poo? That would be almost as credible as this 8 foot hole.(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:54, closed)
We've all been to the bottom of his girlfriend's hole. (, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:40, closed)
Admittedly, in the dark I couldn't really determine it's exact depth.It was big enough for her to be unable to scramble out without assistance.
(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 16:55, closed)
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