
It's that time of year again
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.
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( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
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Squaddie son picked up the ticket in the off-chance of finding his frantic brother among the thousands of music fans milling around the place, and bumped into him outside the gate. They hadn't even arranged a meeting place as they'd both just arrived and didn't know the layout.
What're the chances, eh!
( , Wed 1 Jul 2015, 17:54, 4 replies)

and student son would have been unable to pass through without a ticket, thereby guaranteeing he'd be waiting in a spot that squaddie son would have to walk past.
That is assuming, of course, there is only one gate. For X gates, the chance is around 1/X.
( , Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:17, closed)
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