Gah!
I was called for jury service in the early 90’s and the first case involved a fight in a pub…or something. Anyway, after a couple of days of carefully presented evidence, sob stories, character references and the like the judge bloke gave us a reminder of our solemn duties we were locked away to decide the guys fate. One and a half seconds after we were seated a woman to my right decided to give her pronouncement;

"Guilty! I knew he was as soon as I saw him. He looks just like Dirty Den."

I wanted to punch her repeatedly in the face til she stopped twitching, but apparently that’s not allowed.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)