It was Christmas in 90's Muswell Hill
As was traditional, after my folks fell asleep on the sofa early evening, my buddy Chris and I would attempt to locate an open pub anywhere in the surrounding 5 miles by the time honoured method of "Wandering around with a bag of booze".

Eventually we rocked up at the Old White Lion in east finchley and proceeded to really get into the Christmas Spirit.

As always happens on Christmas the only open pub in the area always attracts anyone out of their homes and so the mix of people is "eclectic".

The posh boys from Highgate, the tendies from muswell hill, the chavs from Finchley..everyone was there.

Whilst we minded our own business four separate fights broke out in one two hour period, the police were called 5-6 times and two ambulances took away glassing victims.

Every single one of the fights were started by the public school boys from Highgate and every single arrest was one of the chavs.

The moral of the story - Put on a posh accent when the police turn up and you can get away with almost anything.
( DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:51, 1 reply)

Damn right, old boy!
And so it should be, what?
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:37, closed)