Don't defend when drunk
I converted my garage into a computer suite in 2005 to help with my consultancy work. This tends to lead to working stupid hours. October 2006 at about midnight I heard a scream from outside while debugging some code. My street is a cul-de-sac on the very edge of Leicester. Outside my house sitting on the kerb were 3 young girls. They were 16 years old-ish. As the father of a couple of girls I was a bit concerned and asked them where they were supposed to be that wasn't on my driveway.

At that point 3 lads in their 20s came out from one of the nearby houses. I asked them to not distract the girls from heading back to their sleepover'. They all got very aggressive immediately.

I backed away slowly and dialled 999 on my phone. The transcript is quite interesting to read. 1 against 3 is not an easy option and I stupidly backed down my driveway.

My wife heard what was going on and opened the front door to see 2 guys stomping on my head. When the police arrived I was awake enough to point to the source of my injuries and tney were arrested. I don't recall that bit.

Due to the maxiallory nerve damage, I will be in pain for the rest f my life.

Several months of witness intimidation including a baseball bat to my head couldn't be investigated as it could cause harm to the initial prosecution.

Bitter much?
(Warwick, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:17, 8 replies)

WHEN WILL THE LIES END?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:06, closed)

Beaumont Leys
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(Barnetboy, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:02, closed)

Glen Parva
(Warwick, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:53, closed)

This isn't even my top ten favourite inbetweeners episodes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:33, closed)

It's always nice to hear tales of ambitious young people exercising their human rights.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:01, closed)

... result of it all. 3 convictions for Assault Causing Actual Bodily Harm... ABH. 1 suspended sentence for the guy my wife identified as the person she saw stomping on my head and the other two were bound over to keep the peace for 12 months. They were all also fined 200 quid and told to pay 150 quid costs. Their solicitor talked it down from GBH for a quick guilty plea which took the CPS by surprise and a victim statement was never taken.

Still bitter.
(Warwick, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 0:00, closed)

And a massive increase in your insurance premiums?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 23:09, closed)

Civil lawsuit?
( Ken Oath, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 3:48, closed)