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Dr Preference wants to hear your stories about fighting. Ever started a fight? Ever seen a spectacular bar brawl? Or did you hide in a kebab shop when chased by West Ham football hoolies? The first rule of B3ta Fight Club is that you WILL talk about B3ta Fight Club.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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If it moves and it shouldn't, use gaffa tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40.
(username failed moderation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:02, 17 replies)
I heard you can stick a car to a wall with duct tape.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:33, closed)
and a duck to a car with wall tape?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:41, closed)
chuckle
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(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:54, closed)
Wrong
The tool for non-movement is the hammer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:07, closed)
That's used for
putting screws into a concrete wall.
(username failed moderation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:14, closed)
Indeed, it is the most useful tool, with literally thousands of uses
Curing joint mismatches is another one.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:19, closed)
When all you've got is a hammer
Everything looks like a prostitute.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:50, closed)
If it doesn't move and should, plug one of it's fingers into the mains.
If it moves and shouldn't, chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:50, closed)
Just one finger won't do much.
you need to create a path for the current. All you'll do is burn a fingernail.

One finger and a toe would be better.
(username failed moderation, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:15, closed)
That's assuming you haven't cut the toes off, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:18, closed)
that too.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:23, closed)
Unless the rest of the body is suspended in mid air several feet off the ground
you've always got a path for the current to earth via whichever part is touching the ground. In the case presented by Vagabond here, I'll wager that's through the manacles attaching them to the rusty iron bedframe
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:23, closed)
Bed frame?
You old softy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:44, closed)
If it bleeds
we can kill it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:14, closed)
Good luck with killing a radiator.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:24, closed)
This is about fights.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:36, closed)
I think I slightly love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:31, closed)

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