FIGHT!Dr Preference wants to hear your stories about fighting. Ever started a fight? Ever seen a spectacular bar brawl? Or did you hide in a kebab shop when chased by West Ham football hoolies? The first rule of B3ta Fight Club is that you WILL talk about B3ta Fight Club.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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I'm not a fighter.I have a condition, often known as 'being a pansy' or 'punching like a girl', where the slightest tap will break at least two bones in my fingers and one in my hand and/or wrist. Because of this it's impossible for me to really be called the winner of any fight. At best I can lose a bit less than the other person.
With that out of the way, my dad would knock your dad out, are you looking at my bird, you cunt? And you're going home in a fucking ambulance! (Or possibly a taxi, as I doubt they would take you home in an ambulance after getting a kicking. Ambulances are for emergencies and you're taking the piss asking for a lift home. What's wrong with you? No wonder you got a beating, carrying on like that, thinking that the world owes you something. Self righteous prick.)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)
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