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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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Back in the early 90's I allegedly prepared a small dose of phenolphthalein in a cheese and branston sarnie to punish the twat who used to sneak into the works canteen and rob the staff fridges of other peoples food, namely mine. Its an efficient laxative requiring only a tiny amount but one drop from a pipette was utterly fearsome and the miscreant was off work for a couple of days citing food poisoning to explain his sudden stomach cramps and repeated involuntary soiling of his undercrackers.
Apparently its now being withdrawn as an over the counter laxative due to carcinogenic concerns. Good! I hope he gets arse cancer.
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