whereas your mum is fucking hot
*random feeding of the troll post*

Ps thanks for the random defence comment from the lurker, however it was charity night a few days back and you should've saved it for Frankie Boyle's twitter account.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 18:44, 2 replies)

To be fair, the story does make you appear to be utterly incapable of raising a child.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 19:25, closed)

Well I thought shoving a photo of Jimmy Saville in her face
and shouting "HE SEE'S YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING" is commonly better than using the cane. Damn my commoner school upbringing.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 20:47, closed)

Jimmy Saville wallpaper on the bedroom ceiling is the easiest solution.
Pop a bit of glow-in-the-dark paint on his fingernails and jinglejangle jewellery for double effect.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 8:03, closed)

Not really sure what's more evident here Shambolina -
fear at the fact that you claim to have procreated & thus there is a child and (likely) spouse who are subjected to your snide, vicious, arrogant bullying attitude day to day (to be fair tho - you do seem to spend most of your time here so they must get a bit of respite) OR laughter at that fact that you seem to think you have right to make judgment and pass comment.

Top story btw Jeccius - click from me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 17 Mar 2013, 21:41, closed)

If your 6 year old daughter thinks it's okay to hit her mother because Argos don't have some gaudy bit of tat, and your reaction is to laugh, you've done something wrong somewhere.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:42, closed)

Says the man with a
chin that is discernible from orbit and no parenting skills whatsoever.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:44, closed)

This isn't working



Just sayin'.
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:45, closed)

Somebody needs to supply us with emotionally vulnerable and materialistic teenagers to take advantage of.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:30, closed)

I do like how nobody has an actual rebuttal to my clearly valid point.
This is the sort of shit you see on those reality shows with the fat nanny.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:05, closed)

What do you think this is,
Judge Judy?

Rebuttal?

lol.
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:34, closed)

I wish it was, she's ace.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:45, closed)

Unless she buys fine china from you!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:23, closed)

So your gripe is I mentioned I did a quiet laugh when she committed the offence.
I didn't list down the actual bollocking which followed as it would've dragged the post out a bit, that's all. Soz for it not being a blow by blow account for you, I'll show better consideration next time for the autistic troll community that may be reading.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:34, closed)

Umm, I believe I did.
Clearly you have very few parenting skills. God hopes you have no children to not practice them on.
My 6 yo. daughter hit me a couple of times when she was chucking tanties (tantrums). First time I chuckled - cause as a nearly 6ft. big & fat fella getting slapped by a 6 yo. (aside from getting hit in the goolies by them) is kinda laughable.

The second time I reminded her about the time she got hit by a bully at her school and how she felt then. I then pointed out to her that her behavior was little or no better.

Hasn't really been a problem since.
Also a piece of common-sense parenting I would think. Clearly you didn't get the memo.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:22, closed)

To become a parent
you have to have sex. With a member of the opposite sex.

I think this is the major hurdle Braindead faces.
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:56, closed)

Could've been worse,
she could've posted 60k+ posts on /talk, she would be up for adoption by now.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:30, closed)