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(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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fashion fight
not exactly your typical punch-up, but i'm in too good a mood to discuss violence towards my fellow beings :)

several years ago, i was invited to the christening of my friend's nephew. as i hadn't met most of his family, i wanted to make a good impression, so a new dress was in order. off i toddled to dorothy perkins, intent on buying something nice to wear.
after over an hour of searching, i managed to find a nice dress in my size and price range, so i took it to the changing rooms to try it on.
the dress, a strapless green number, fitted well but just wasn't me. i tried to unzip the back of it to take it off, which was when i discovered i'd managed to catch quite a sizable amount of my hair in the zip, causing it to jam in place. i decided to try to pull the dress off over my head, then untangle my hair.
this plan backfired quite badly.
5 minutes later, an assistant was sent to check on the customer in the changing rooms, which is how she came to find me with half a dress pulled over my head, trapping my arms in place like giant floppy ears, with just enough dress left on me to not quite cover my underwear, whilst i swore, cursed and attempted to fight my way out of that damned dress.
eventually, the assistant managed to unzip the dress, freeing me and most of my hair. i quickly put my own clothes back on and got the fuck out of there before i died of shame.
so, there you go. had a fight with a dorothy perkins' dress and lost.
(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:14, 8 replies)
Those Dorothy Perkins dresses
are all mouth, you shoulda punched the fucker in the gob.
(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:45, closed)
i haven't set foot in there since

(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:50, closed)
So, you went to the christening in
A) bra and knickers or
B) yoga pants and a soiled Justin Bieber T shirt
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 0:09, closed)
borrowed a dress off my cousin that cost considerably more than the one i was looking at! :D
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:11, closed)
A click from me.
Not really a fight as such. Self inflicted unintentional bondage, would be more of a description. "Trapping my arms in place like giant floppy ears" Gave me genuine lol's and tea spitage, is that a word?
(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 18:33, closed)
if it is, it should probably be a double t
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:09, closed)
Yes miss
Are you an english teacher?
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:24, closed)
but i'm surprised at the amount of people who say i should be
(, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:29, closed)

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