fashion fight
not exactly your typical punch-up, but i'm in too good a mood to discuss violence towards my fellow beings :)

several years ago, i was invited to the christening of my friend's nephew. as i hadn't met most of his family, i wanted to make a good impression, so a new dress was in order. off i toddled to dorothy perkins, intent on buying something nice to wear.
after over an hour of searching, i managed to find a nice dress in my size and price range, so i took it to the changing rooms to try it on.
the dress, a strapless green number, fitted well but just wasn't me. i tried to unzip the back of it to take it off, which was when i discovered i'd managed to catch quite a sizable amount of my hair in the zip, causing it to jam in place. i decided to try to pull the dress off over my head, then untangle my hair.
this plan backfired quite badly.
5 minutes later, an assistant was sent to check on the customer in the changing rooms, which is how she came to find me with half a dress pulled over my head, trapping my arms in place like giant floppy ears, with just enough dress left on me to not quite cover my underwear, whilst i swore, cursed and attempted to fight my way out of that damned dress.
eventually, the assistant managed to unzip the dress, freeing me and most of my hair. i quickly put my own clothes back on and got the fuck out of there before i died of shame.
so, there you go. had a fight with a dorothy perkins' dress and lost.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:14, 8 replies)

Those Dorothy Perkins dresses
are all mouth, you shoulda punched the fucker in the gob.
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:45, closed)

i haven't set foot in there since

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:50, closed)

So, you went to the christening in
A) bra and knickers or
B) yoga pants and a soiled Justin Bieber T shirt
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 0:09, closed)

nope
borrowed a dress off my cousin that cost considerably more than the one i was looking at! :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:11, closed)

A click from me.
Not really a fight as such. Self inflicted unintentional bondage, would be more of a description. "Trapping my arms in place like giant floppy ears" Gave me genuine lol's and tea spitage, is that a word?
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 18:33, closed)

if it is, it should probably be a double t
:)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:09, closed)

Yes miss
Are you an english teacher?
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:24, closed)

no
but i'm surprised at the amount of people who say i should be
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:29, closed)