FIGHT!Dr Preference wants to hear your stories about fighting. Ever started a fight? Ever seen a spectacular bar brawl? Or did you hide in a kebab shop when chased by West Ham football hoolies? The first rule of B3ta Fight Club is that you WILL talk about B3ta Fight Club.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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Beach FightFew years ago I was at my local small town festival. I invited a few mates up to it from where I was working at the time so there were 4 of us on the beach at 2 in the morning beside a crappy dying fire. Then a group of lads (10 people at least) came up all around us. They started asking for beer and we were down to our last 12 so said sorry no can do.
Lead guy then leans over grabs a can from the case and I jump to my feet asking for it back, he kinda laughs and snorts and opens the can in front of my face.
Fuck it I think and reach out grabbing the can and squeezed it as much as I could covering him in beer. Him and 2 others jump me and start throwing fists and kicks. Seeing as I’ve been bullied pretty much my entire life I can take a fair beating easy enough so my main concern is to get away from my mates so they aren’t dragged in.
I guess it worked as most of the group followed my tussle but one of the other lads jumped to help me so both of us ended up with guys hitting us as we defended ourselves the best we could.
Anywho we got a bit away from where it started and somehow managed to get the upper hand (not sure how but I guess working on the funfair for the summer gave me muscles) and managed to get away.
So both me and my mate got away but started thinking of the other 2 who last we seen were still back at the fire so desperate phone calls to them we finally got them and met up beside the fun fair.
We laughed and joked about the whole thing turns out they had even managed to grab the beer before retreating (they classed themselves as pacifists so refused to fight which is quite annoying when you are getting a kicking) until some girl who nobody knew came up behind me and told us to run now and that these lads were just looking for someone to put in hospital.
We looked around and started seeing people coming our way so we started running thinking put some space between us and they’d forget about us. Nope
2 cars full of people and a group of at least a dozen followed us up the road. We were outnumbered and couldn’t out run them in their cars so we needed plan E at this stage.
Being from the town I knew some of the little shortcuts around town etc so we duck into an old ruined abbey which looks like a dead end (built to stop attacking Vikings) but I knew at the back of the garden area the wall had a hole in it that we could just about fit through.
It was here that we had to part with the beer as it was weighing mate down and despite all we still had a brief debate on if we could somehow keep it but that’s Irishness for ya!.
Once clear of there we kept to the shadows and ended up in someone else’s garden as the cars drove past at a crawl.
We got up on a mates garage roof and that woke him up but when he came out to see what was going on for whatever reason we didn’t ask for help just shouted we were getting chased and jumped off his roof and ran to the school where we had a look over the town and could see the 2 cars circle the town on the road and every now and then they’d stop do a search of the area then head on again.
Using the back roads and fields we made it back to my house where I fell and shattered my phone screen (the only casualty of the night thankfully) and laughed about the whole thing while having a can and ham sandwich.
It was only in the clear light of the next morning that it kinda dawned on us how serious the situation was especially when I got talking to the guy whose garage we were on. He stayed up for a while and seen the cars too but it seemed that they were dropping people off to be lookouts for us and trying to effectively trap us in a closing net using phones and one outside the house was overheard saying “aye we’ll do them proper when we get them”
Fun times.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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Really?I thought I might have overdone it...
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^^^FFS!!!^^^What are you cunts trying to do? Make everyone scared of posting?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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When you post a story, there is a little message that warns you about adding too many line breaksSo how is this not pointless trolling?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:43,
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Oh I get thatI'm just curious what you think you're bringing to the discussion that the site doesn't tell you automatically whenever you click "Post a new story"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:26,
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HonestlyI didn't realise it was so bad till I seen it the next day. Hazards of posting at work I guess, to busy rushing to get it done. I should have learned by now that b3ta is wayyyyy more important than work.
I could have edited it but ya know lazy.
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