Fight Fairy
Stag dnight. We roll out of a central London pub and attempt to decide where to go next. There are two factions that largely divide by alcohol intake into the need more booze and the need food camps.

It seemed terribly funny at the time to offer up one person from each camp to fight it out. No actual violence or anything - just play fighting in the street. Until, that is, a semi-naked drunk bloke with fresh cuts on his face appeared from nowhere to offer tactics, advice and to help out himself.

Never met a fight-fairy before.
( chthonic, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:02, 9 replies)

Naked drunks you say?
I hope this isn't a reference to that poor troubled soul Keith Chegwin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:14, closed)

Don't suppose you've got a picture of that by any chance?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:22, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:51, closed)

YEAH BABY

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:53, closed)

oh man this is so hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:08, closed)

If anyone steps me for this, it's basically proof that they finger dogs bums.
And I think someone you 'cap this post, just in case.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 22:09, closed)

Nope
Semi-naked.

Put it away.
( chthonic, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:35, closed)

I bet you didn't call him a fairy at the time though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:14, closed)

Fairy has one more syllable
than he was probably capable of understanding.

So no, I didn't :)
( chthonic, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 18:05, closed)