FIGHT!
Dr Preference wants to hear your stories about fighting. Ever started a fight? Ever seen a spectacular bar brawl? Or did you hide in a kebab shop when chased by West Ham football hoolies? The first rule of B3ta Fight Club is that you WILL talk about B3ta Fight Club.
( , Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
Dr Preference wants to hear your stories about fighting. Ever started a fight? Ever seen a spectacular bar brawl? Or did you hide in a kebab shop when chased by West Ham football hoolies? The first rule of B3ta Fight Club is that you WILL talk about B3ta Fight Club.
( , Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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Token actual fight story amidst all the flouncery
Halloween 2003 I walked to the shop for pre-pub tinnies and wore a witches hat for some reason that escapes me, then this group of dickheads started bellowing "TRICK OR TREAT" at me from across the road, then a glass bottle exploded near me, then they caught up with me, and I realised I was going to have to batter the living fuck out of them.
To give them an advantage - and to protect my carrier bag full of beers - I decided to only use my face as a weapon. After breaking a few fists by headbutting them, I realised that they'd had enough, and very gallantly ran away. Like a MARINE.
Now applaud me for writing a QOTW story which is 100% true and doesn't involve bitching and moaning about trolls.
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:08, 21 replies)
Halloween 2003 I walked to the shop for pre-pub tinnies and wore a witches hat for some reason that escapes me, then this group of dickheads started bellowing "TRICK OR TREAT" at me from across the road, then a glass bottle exploded near me, then they caught up with me, and I realised I was going to have to batter the living fuck out of them.
To give them an advantage - and to protect my carrier bag full of beers - I decided to only use my face as a weapon. After breaking a few fists by headbutting them, I realised that they'd had enough, and very gallantly ran away. Like a MARINE.
Now applaud me for writing a QOTW story which is 100% true and doesn't involve bitching and moaning about trolls.
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:08, 21 replies)
So your story was 'you were in a fight'?
It's this kind of trolling that iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:14, closed)
It's this kind of trolling that iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:14, closed)
No, my story is "I got my head kicked in"
but told in a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAY
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:23, closed)
but told in a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAY
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:23, closed)
This is OUTRAGEOUS.
Imma post a Noelspin in a minute, you...you SILLY MAN!!!!
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:27, closed)
Imma post a Noelspin in a minute, you...you SILLY MAN!!!!
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:27, closed)
You've RUINED this site with this post.
I hope you are happy with yourself.
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:15, closed)
I hope you are happy with yourself.
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:15, closed)
That's another tick on the bucket list
Next up; shit on Jude Law's cock
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:17, closed)
Next up; shit on Jude Law's cock
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:17, closed)
Best post in the history of b3ta
WASTED on my tawdry, non-popular page bothering tale.
( , Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:40, closed)
WASTED on my tawdry, non-popular page bothering tale.
( , Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:40, closed)
There was remark near the end of this that could be construed as humorous.
MODS!
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 18:16, closed)
MODS!
( , Wed 20 Mar 2013, 18:16, closed)
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