Token actual fight story amidst all the flouncery
Halloween 2003 I walked to the shop for pre-pub tinnies and wore a witches hat for some reason that escapes me, then this group of dickheads started bellowing "TRICK OR TREAT" at me from across the road, then a glass bottle exploded near me, then they caught up with me, and I realised I was going to have to batter the living fuck out of them.

To give them an advantage - and to protect my carrier bag full of beers - I decided to only use my face as a weapon. After breaking a few fists by headbutting them, I realised that they'd had enough, and very gallantly ran away. Like a MARINE.

Now applaud me for writing a QOTW story which is 100% true and doesn't involve bitching and moaning about trolls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:08, 21 replies)

So your story was 'you were in a fight'?
It's this kind of trolling that iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:14, closed)

No, my story is "I got my head kicked in"
but told in a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:23, closed)

This is OUTRAGEOUS.
Imma post a Noelspin in a minute, you...you SILLY MAN!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:27, closed)

Dunno, I think this is better than mine.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:14, closed)

OH FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT PRICK
*pulls shiv*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:18, closed)

You've RUINED this site with this post.
I hope you are happy with yourself.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:15, closed)

That's another tick on the bucket list
Next up; shit on Jude Law's cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:17, closed)

You'll need good aim, it's tiny.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:24, closed)

I've been practising

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:26, closed)

Stop spoiling qotw with your so-called 'stories'.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:17, closed)

I can't believe you just answered the question like that.
MODS!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:17, closed)

I don't remember a witch in Star Trek.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:43, closed)

Lies.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:49, closed)

If this doesn't win I'm going to firebomb the b3ta servers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 16:57, closed)

Oh god this is wonderful.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:04, closed)

i cannot possibly click this enough

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 17:27, closed)

YES.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 18:25, closed)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 18:27, closed)

Best post in the history of b3ta
WASTED on my tawdry, non-popular page bothering tale.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:40, closed)

There was remark near the end of this that could be construed as humorous.
MODS!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 18:16, closed)

Are you calling me amusing? ON THE INTERNET?!?!
Outside
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:39, closed)