You Only Live Twice
Sean Connery as James Bond. That should be all the explanation needed, however, this movie also has (in no particular order):

Ninjas.
Q's cool little helicopter, Little Nellie.
Sumo wrestling.
Ninjas.
Himeji Castle.
Underground volcanic lair.
Exploding volcano.
A guy whose name is Tiger. (Head of Japanese secret service).
Evil spaceship that 'swallows' other spaceships.
Ninjas.
Pirahnas eating people who fall through a trick bridge.
First appearance of Blofeld's face.
Some of the best smutty, misogynistic lines from Bond.
Ninjas.
Use of the phrase, "She is very sexifull!"
Fake marriage.
Bond faking his death.
Bond being late from his own funeral.
Ninjas.
Charles Gray, later to play Blofeld (Diamonds Are Forever) and also the narrator in the Rocky Horror Picture Show (another great movie, but without ninjas).
Bond undergoing surgery to look Japanese, but ending up just looking hungover.
A Bond girl who threatens to slice him with a dermatological tool, which is then used to cut open her dress.
Ninjas.


And other stuff, which I can't remember due to vodka.
(Celerydemon, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:56, 1 reply)

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