The Adventures Of Buttman
John Stagliano at his best.

All the scene setting is barely belivable as it is in all good gentlemen's art videos. The scene where Buttman is jerking off to the scene he's just shot (pardon the pun) is the best in post modernist pastiche, capturing the onaniser in silhouette, vigorously polishing his rocket, and even the resulting ejaculate is seen sprouting forth, again in silhouette.

The party scene is especially exquisite. Tracey Adams uses her labia majoris only to guide the male lead's throbbing phallus into her pulsating mauve envelope. The resulting orgy of sexual congress is filmed so closely that it resembles an animated butcher's shop window.

The resulting money shot is both poetic and graceful, a symphony of hot spooge lovingly deposited on his co-stars upturned, gurning visage.

Really, if you're looking for an all-round film to watch with your nearest and dearest on a Saturday night, and yet another showing of "Cheaper By The Dozen" doesnt interest you, you can't go wrong with this televisual feast.
(Vic Flange, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:29, Reply)