
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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She just sold my car to buy a new dining table because the other one attracted dust. The place is spotless. My daughter is only just two and already sweeps the living room floor and tidies up her own toys.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:39, 5 replies)

maybe it's made of morning wood :D
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:45, closed)

wouldn't wanna get relegated to the wendy house :D
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:52, closed)

did you notice that she made me put a proper floor in.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:53, closed)
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