How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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KebabsMany, many years ago (1983) when I was a student in Newcastle I lived in a house on Westgate Road here and I used to throw old kebab wrappers behind the wardrobe in my bedroom (seemed like a good idea after several pints of 80 shilling).
One night I was lying in bed and could hear something rustling - it was the mice eating the grease saturated kebab wrapper. I found the holes the bastards were using and blocked them up with crushed Marlboro packets.
Never did get rid of the kebab wrappers.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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