How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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When visiting a friend's houseit was not uncommon to be asked by their mum to remove my shoes so as not to get the new carpets dirty. A little fussy but fair enough, I suppose.
The one that still sticks in my mind to this day though is the one boy who lived in a house where the three piece suite was still in it's protective celophane wrapping every time I went there. Perhaps they were planning to use it for a few years then sell it "as new"?
If I'd just shelled out a few hundred quid on a sofa I'd at least want to sit on the fucker.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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