"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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When I moved out of my old flat I went through the usual process of looking under the furniture to make sure I hadn't forgotten anything, uncovering mountains of dust, CD cases, old newspapers etc. in the process. I had finally packed everything I intended to keep and reckoned I was looking at a solid day's cleaning, if not two days, to get the place looking shipshape. The landlord then turned up and said "Don't bother tidying the place - we're going to rip everything out once you've gone and redecorate completely."
So that was nice.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
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