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"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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How I almost cleaned, but didn't
When I moved out of my old flat I went through the usual process of looking under the furniture to make sure I hadn't forgotten anything, uncovering mountains of dust, CD cases, old newspapers etc. in the process. I had finally packed everything I intended to keep and reckoned I was looking at a solid day's cleaning, if not two days, to get the place looking shipshape. The landlord then turned up and said "Don't bother tidying the place - we're going to rip everything out once you've gone and redecorate completely."
So that was nice.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
When I moved out of my old flat I went through the usual process of looking under the furniture to make sure I hadn't forgotten anything, uncovering mountains of dust, CD cases, old newspapers etc. in the process. I had finally packed everything I intended to keep and reckoned I was looking at a solid day's cleaning, if not two days, to get the place looking shipshape. The landlord then turned up and said "Don't bother tidying the place - we're going to rip everything out once you've gone and redecorate completely."
So that was nice.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
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