How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Could've been worse (but not much)Actually scratch that, I can't think of anything. Have a queasy click
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:14,
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Could have dropped in his mouth.Old spunk is not nice stuff, from distant memories of clearing small stacks of used condoms out of the girlfriend's bedroom bin. Once or twice there'd be a burster, and the smell of two week old cum is pretty much as bad as you'd expect.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:29,
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