How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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My young ladydecided to redecorate our front room (obviously I wasn't asked if it wa something I'd agree to, that would be silly but this is a rant for another time I feel) yesterday and, after moving everything out, I'm damned if I can get it all back in again. I've also managed to lose the curtain pole, nets and curtains themselves.
Anyway, amongst the stuff shifted from one room to another, or in this case the bin, include: A mummified apple from a laptop case (not opened in over two years); Several pictures that the puppies we had had nibbled/pooped on (18 months ago).
Lastly, or firstly, depending on your point of view, when we moved into our current abode the previous tenant had left, in the loft, a four foot by four foot reinforced cardboard box FULL of porn. I didn't check if it was stuck together but it smelled disgusting.
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 17:09,
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