How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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after we were married, my wife and I moved into a basement flat in Mornington Crescentabove us were three squalid bedsits, also owned by the same landlord. Anyway, above our bed, right above our heads, the ceiling plaster started getting damp and then moldy. A piece broke off, fortunately when we weren't sleeping, covering our bed with foul smelling water and plaster bits. My wife freaked out, justifiably so, but the landlord said we would have to wait a week for the plumber. I shifted the bed a little so it wasn't under the hole, and put a bucket down to catch the drips. Every time we heard the toilet overhead flush, the hole would drip brown water into the bucket. It was a month before the plumber came. It almost ended my marriage
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:09,
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