How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Leaving things too longI woke up one morning and noticed a small discoloured circle on the ceiling. "Huh" says I " It hasn`t rained in a while, must be a leaky pipe". So of I go to work, and when I get back in the evening after some grub and a hot bath I goes to bed.
I check the status of the stain."Bollocks it`s grown. I`m definatly going to check the loft, tomorrow".(I do natter to myself, company you see)
I awake the next morning and, yep it`s grown even more."Shit this is getting serious", off to work and when I get back more grub, some telly and of to bed trots I.
I go into my bedroom and hear an odd noise, "alarm clock must be on the blink again".
And then I switched on the light and discover a massive hole in the ceiling."Oh shit,for fucks sake I want to go to bed, sod this bollocks"
I look on my bed and see the biggest dead pigeon I have ever seen perched upon the end of my bed. Dead except for the wriggling of it`s entire body. What to do? I was tired and did the only thing I could think of, open the window to let the flies out and slept on the settee. The lovely council pest people removed the remains the following day.
Yum
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 0:38, 1 reply)
Now THAT'S procrastination.*click*
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:57, closed)
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