How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I was once a lady who doesI used to clean other peoples houses.
And was rather good at it.
One rather posh family used to go away a lot and leave me the keys to their palatial pad with a request to keep the dust down etc.
If i was bored i'd go round and clean the windows, shampoo the carpets, weed the garden etc.
And also watch their huge TV, make a snack in the huge kitchen and watch the deer in the woods at the end of the huge garden.
Whenever they got back I'd get a huge bonus and a gift or two.
Which was nice
One day the wife turned up at my place and you could see the look on her face that said
'You clean my house but yours is a tip'
Thats because nobody pays me to clean mine ;)
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hehehehmy cleaner was good, but hardly reliable. one day, she didn't turn up. no phonecall, no explanation, nothing. i tried calling her, got no reply. i found out from her daughter a few weeks later that she'd received quite a large redundancy payout from her last job, so she'd decided not to clean for me anymore.
i've seen her on the street a few times, she won't even look at me, the weirdo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 1:21,
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