How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Certain models of Samsung fridge/freezershave developed an electrical fault so they need to send someone out to fix the problem. On Tuesday, a lady from a Comet call-centre with the hottest sexiest 'posh' voice I have ever heard (think Lara Croft from the second game onwards (yes it was a different voice artist)) phoned up to make an appointment for Friday (this) morning. I took down a ref. number then hung up, went upstairs and relieved a bit of tension, inspired by what I imagine she looked like in a skimpy vest and pants.
I then clean forgot about it.
At 11am this morning, the engineer called. "I'll be there before noon"
Aarrghhh!!!
I have never tidied the hallway so quickly, nor cleaned the fridge out completely (it was quite grotty in the door-shelf things) in less than 10 mins. It's now sparkling.
He turned up, pulled the appliance out, took a panel off the back and replaced some fuses. He didn't even look in the fridge or the freezer the inconsiderate get.
Still, it'll win enough points with the missus to encourage her to 'do the decent* thing' tonight.
*ninja edit thanks to Falstaff's Spiritual Successor
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:29,
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He turned up, pulled the appliance out,By appliance, do you mean your cock?
You realise that sexy-sounding lady was probably a Jaba the Hut impersonator who did, in fact, eat all the pies?
Oh, and *click*
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SpankyHanky, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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Pulled my applianceIf I was my cock that he pulled out, I would've made sure it didn't rip the lino like the fridge did.
and as for being a Jabba the Hut impersonator, possibly, but not in my head she wasn't.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:29,
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Encourage your missus to 'do the right thing'?You mean kill herself? Or is that doing the decent thing?
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I did mean'do the decent thing' but couldn't remember the exact term.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 18:05,
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Still begs the questionwhy you want to encourage her to kill herself.
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