How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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He turned up, pulled the appliance out,By appliance, do you mean your cock?
You realise that sexy-sounding lady was probably a Jaba the Hut impersonator who did, in fact, eat all the pies?
Oh, and *click*
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SpankyHanky, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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Pulled my applianceIf I was my cock that he pulled out, I would've made sure it didn't rip the lino like the fridge did.
and as for being a Jabba the Hut impersonator, possibly, but not in my head she wasn't.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:29,
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