How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Death by panAt uni I did the typical thing of sharing a run down terrace in Leeds with 4 others. As you can imagine, there was very little in the way of cleaning done, but occasionally I'd pull my finger out and do the washing up. Right in the corner underneath all the crockery there was a saucepan that had been there a good couple of weeks. I think it had been used for mashed potato but now only had a green fungus inside it.
Just as I was looking at this Kofi walks into the kitchen. I shoved the saucepan in his face to show him the rankness within. He screams and immediately runs out the kitchen. I thought this was quite a funny reaction so proceeded to chase him with the pan, giggling like a loon.
Kofi runs to the bathroom and tries to lock himself in, but I get my foot in the door and he can't quite shut it. I'm laughing my tits off at this point* as he's shouting 'no, NO!'. I mean - what's the fuss about?
Later turns out he has an allergy to penicillin - it tends to put him in a coma... Oooops.
* I might have been stoned, which always makes anything funnier.
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DeadEyeDick, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:26,
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