How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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The student houseI’m currently back at uni reading law, and while here (even though I am sort of married and have a child, but that’s for another time) I share with 4 guys, all semi mature students. Now you would think that being older than your average student would give them some idea of how to look after the house. Boy was I wrong to think this. The kitchen has not been cleaned in a year, and the cooker is practically alive, and is now one of the lads. The bathroom floor has seen more piss than a German porn starlet. My god how do I live like this? You know what they say: Can’t beat them......
Hit them with a half brick.
Oh *POP*
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)
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