How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I've just read through the entire archiveof the prank emails linked in the newsletter. As a result, I physically cannot read this as anything other than a pisstake in a very similar style. Although the same also currently applies to texts from my girlfriend, the literature of Iain Banks and the back of cigarette packets, so maybe I've just blown a sarcasm gland.
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