How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Just remembered thisMy husband's son in his early days was one of those 20-somethings who could never stay in one place too long because he spent all his rent money on booze. He and one of his mates decided to team up and share this flat somewhere in Southampton. Of course a moving-in party had to be had. Everyone got so drunk and the place became a sodden mess of beer, piss, and yes, someone had been sick. They could smell it. Son and his Mate started to clean up (I never saw the place) but after going through everything they could still smell sick.
It appears, eventually, that someone had been sick in a cupboard under the stairs. So they went out and bought a piece of Gypsum, cut it to fit under the stairs and nailed the sick in, on the basis they'd never use the cupboard anyway.
The smell went away.
I know what you are thinking - what happened next
Unfortnately they didn't stay in that abode long enough for me to find out.
Christ :-(
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Tiggy the diver, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 15:59,
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Lateral thinkingI like that
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 16:00,
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