
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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We still haven't found it.
I'm convinced my flatmate ate it.
( , Sat 27 Mar 2010, 17:47, 4 replies)

Our hamster went missing. We found him a week later when we discovered that the HiFi wouldn't turn on.
He had chewed partway through the cable.
( , Sat 27 Mar 2010, 18:38, closed)

It was the only fish in a little 1 gallon tank, but the tank had a lid and the fish couldn't be found anywhere: not next to the tank, not inside it, nothing. We could never figure out where the little guy had gone. I think his roommate ate it.
( , Sat 27 Mar 2010, 20:01, closed)

1/ It has long ago been stripped down and sold for parts.
2/ It has found a new life, operating the controls in El Gordo's head.
( , Sat 27 Mar 2010, 20:39, closed)
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