How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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As a professional cleaner, I can completely remove your worries and doubts on this subjectI will absolutely indulge in acts of theft and onanism whilst in your house. No need to worry about whether I will or not.
I will.
My starting rate is £3 an hour, plus all the knickers I can eat.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 18:18, 1 reply)
Sounds like a good dealAre you based in the midlands?
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Yes.If by 'Midlands', you mean 'Central Belt'.
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